Citizens of Thailand must be so sick of Rihanna. Everywhere she goes, cops follow. Well, more like everywhere she goes, she alerts social media about it, and then cops follow. Riri was in Phuket and tweeted about seeing a “ping pong show” that blew her mind. The tweet reads: “Either I was phuck wasted last night, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles, razors, shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y.” Before I go further, did Rihanna intentionally make a Phuket pun or is that really how she spells the f-word?
Rihanna’s tweet was brought to the attention of the 32 million people who follow her, and in turn to the Phuket police–who suddenly felt like they had to do their job or something. These kind of wild sex shows are nothing new in Thailand, and are a popular event for Western tourists to watch. So, yes, as usual, we’re part of the problem. Even though they’re illegal, police officers are often paid under the table to act like they don’t even know what a ping pong ball is, let alone a vagina. The women performing at these notorious shows tend to be trafficked and forced to work in the industry. For little pay they’re forced to stuff animals inside them, and shoot objects out of their vagina so men can point, and laugh, and be aroused all at the same time. I don’t know, none of this makes sense to me.
Rihanna probably did not know the show she attended was illegal, and probably does not care. She really just wants everyone to know she saw a bird come out of a pu$$y.
Number on the sexy scale: 7. Rihanna may have been joining in on the sick amusement of a horrible show, but at the end of the day she helped shut it down. Way to go?
Read the rest HERE. Highlights include, a man who has sex with cars and breast implants.