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I co-host a radio show that airs live on Mondays, but is also...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:59:00 -0400

I co-host a radio show that airs live on Mondays, but is also recorded and can be listened to anytime. We’re called The Sex Buddies and we mostly talk about sex and bring funny comedian friends to talk about sex with us and it’s always a weird and fun experience. We answer questions from callers and Yahoo Answers and have brought up clown porn almost every episode so far.

This episode is with guests Baron Vaughn and Jenn Murphy.

Visit our show page and listen to other episodes!

New Weekly Comedy Show From West Coast Writers of Vice

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:39:06 -0400

HEY SUPER EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT. READY? A few of us Vice writers who happen to also be stand up...

My Newest Piece For Vice Is About Juggling

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:26:04 -0400

Combat Juggling Is the Sport of Kings By Alison Stevenson Combat Juggling is a real sport...

Fake Celebrity Kickstarters

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:22:05 -0400

Move over, Zach Braff: Lesser-Known Celebrity Kickstarter Campaigns Yeah so Zach Braff is...

Compromises for the Woman Who Refuses to Shave Her Pubes

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:02:00 -0400

New article up on Vice. Original link here. Shaving and/or waxing your pubes increases the risk...

I wrote a SATIRICAL Article About Rick Ross For Vice Magazine

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:30:00 -0400

Rick Ross: The Most Misinterpreted Man in...

twitterthecomic: just seductively ate a popsicle by having it...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 15:37:09 -0500

twitterthecomic:

just seductively ate a popsicle by having it melt all over my face haha these bees are goin nuts they’re so horned up

January 9, 2013

so happy to have one of my tweets made into a comic by @vectorbelly. i love his work.

Matthew McConaughey & Keanu Reeves Erotic Fan Fiction up on Filmdrunk!

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:10:55 -0500

Hi! Today my piece was put up on Filmdrunk. It’s a love story about my two favorite Hollywood...

New Article About How Relationships Can Suck Up On Heeb!

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 06:12:32 -0500

Hi! This is something I wrote recently. Have fun with it maybe, I don’t know. Bye. Love you....

Controversial Article About Cats Being Assholes

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 14:23:00 -0500

This is the most drama inducing thing I’ve ever written. Original...

A while back I tried joining (as a joke) the dating website...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:08:41 -0500

A while back I tried joining (as a joke) the dating website that’s for ranchers and farmers called Farmers Only. Trouble surfaced when I tried to pick out a username, but all the good ones were taken :(

Pussy Galore - Maximum Penetration

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 05:23:00 -0500

Okay so I don’t really ever write about music but was given the chance to write about Pussy...

BIG FANCY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE PITCHES UP ON FILMDRUNK

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:21:11 -0500

Yo babies. I guess you could say I wrote something new for Filmdrunk, but really I am just pitching...

Article Up on FilmDrunk

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:42:15 -0500

My first article for Filmdrunk! It’s a guide to date movies. You know, for when you’re...

Filmdrunk Writer's Room Contribution

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 03:39:41 -0500

I recently got the chance to tell a short story about a movie theater experience. It’s up on...

Red Hot Chili Peppers Erotic Fan Fiction

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:30:00 -0500

Hi everyone. I have decided to reveal some of my erotic fan fiction to you guys. This is one of my...

Third Time Dirty Haiku Champ!!

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 19:15:00 -0400

I won my third dirty haiku battle last night at Oakland’s Tourettes Without Regrets. This was...

Tomorrow night I will be headlining at the Milk Bar in SF. Would...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 21:04:35 -0400

Tomorrow night I will be headlining at the Milk Bar in SF. Would really love to see people there. Come onnnnn lookit that sweet line up and nothing’s more fun than comedy at bars in the Haight amirite????

Never be jealous of surfers. Do you know how stupid surfing is?

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:55:00 -0400

New Kryptonite Got You Down is up on Comics Bulletin. Here’s a little preview. Read the rest...

Dirty Haiku Champ Again!

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:09:00 -0400

So last night at the world famous Tourettes Without Regrets in Oakland I competed yet again in a...