June 2012
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Even Non-Humans Hunger for Lovin'... Ask Mario... →
ALL NEW! Click the link for the rest of the article… Kryptonite Got You Down? #3- “Even Non-Humans Hunger for Lovin’…Ask Mario Lopez. Yo Alison, I’ma sexy ass bitch who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. I just go up to bros and say “Yo, you wants to have sex with me?”And then BAM! They do! Works every time! ButI don’t remember none of...
Jun 29th
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Updates & Stuff
1.) One of my internet personas is delusional housewife Martha Smith, previously of the Wacky Smith Family Blog, and she has written something new. A letter to Justin Bieber asking him to attend her daughter’s birthday party. You should read it, for the lub of beiber!!!1!!! 2.) I am currently in Los Angeles doing some stand up shows, including one that I organized myself featuring a mix of...
Jun 28th
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MARTHA SMITH LETTER TO JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Martha Smith of The Wacky Smith Family Blog wrote a letter to her and her daughter Abby’s favorite musician… Dear Justin Bieber, Hello Mr. Bieber!!! It is so wonderful to actually write to you. I keep thinking of things I should say to you in my head but I never actually write them down. Nervous maybe?? I don’t know. I do know that I am a big fan though! LOL!! Anyways, my...
Jun 25th
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