February 2012
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Peter Bagge Interview! On Comics Bulletin
Original link here.
Much to her delight, Alison Stevenson recently got to interview the legend himself, Peter Bagge. The man who gave us classics such as Hate, Neat Stuff, and Apocalypse Nerd is coming out with a new series for Dark Horse titled Reset. Bagge and Alison exchanged some emails and got to talk about his new project, along with a few other things (couldn’t help touching a tad...
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IMAGE EXPO
I was fortunate enough to attend Image Expo this weekend, located in the city where geeks of all ages flock to, Oakland CA. Wait, that doesn’t sound right…but it totally is!
Just me and Norman Reemus. It’s funny cause Reemus almost sounds like the noise my undies made when he touched me.
Autographed :)
Jimmie gave this to me for FREE and signed it. Best.
Okay,...
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Dewan Gibson over at Imperfect Enjoyment let me guest post again. Check out original link here. Also, read his blog - it’s really funny!
Matt Was My First Crush, My Dildo Was My First Love
Courtesy of Alison Stevenson: Writer/Comedian From NoDancing.Tumblr.Com
I was twelve years old. My parents made the mistake of letting me have a TV in my room and I couldn’t fall asleep. That’s when I...
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Brittney Kelly's Guide to Scoring the Girl!
Brittney really wanted to guest post again…
Hey fellas, this one is for you! I received some requests asking for advice on how guys can get & keep a lady. Also, i’m totes plugging myself right now, I got to be on a podcast thingy recently. You should listen to it here (episode 2). Now, onto the article.
ballin! hehe
Step 1: Get Her Drunk
Alcohol is the key to a girl’s...
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Rick Trembles Interview up on Comics Bulletin!
My interview has just been put up on the site. Original link here. Also be sure to follow Comics Bulletin on twitter!
Published date:
February 5, 2012
I recently got the chance to do an online interview with Rick Trembles, creator of Motion Picture Purgatory, which combines drawing comics with reviewing films. UK publisher FAB press has compiled the comics into two volumes. The first was...
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Brittney Kelly's Guide to Scoring the Perfect Guy!...
My good friend Brittney Kelly (lol me) is guest blogging for me today with this wonderfully insightful dating guide for all you single ladies! Check it out:
Brittney Kelly’s Guide to Scoring the Perfect Guy!
Brittney Kelly is a professional man-getter. She has been writing about romance and dating for two years now and considers herself an expert. She currently lives in Orange County with...
January 2012
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Not So New Girl
I figure since I haven’t updated this thing with any pieces of writing as of late (stand up has really been taking over my life) that I would just post this article I wrote on my old blog. The show was fresher in everyone’s minds a few months back when I wrote it but I still think, thanks to Zooey’s infinite annoyingness, that it merits a read. Eh?
I stumbled upon the...
December 2011
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I was looking through my old posts and realized...
Danny Djeljosevic, Nick Hanover & Alison Stevenson
You probably just saw the teaser trailer for the Avengers movie. Pretty cool, right? Well, here are 10 non-superhero comic books that we’d like to see in movie form.
Sorry, Blankets would probably make a terribly cloying movie, and Lost at Sea would be like Choke to the Fight Club that is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
10....
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Mini Life Update
Okay so I haven’t been writing as much as I would like these days but soon I will be posting a story depending on if it gets chosen for a literary group based in SF, and I also want to let you guys know that I am collaborating with some awesome artists on a ‘zine project. It’s a collection of comics all with angry, riot grrrl, type protagonists and it’s going to kick major...
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New Post on Fembot!
The always amazing Fembot has let me contribute again. This time I decided to do a guide to online dating. Check out the original link here. Also, please be sure to follow this blog. I can’t stress enough how good it is.
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Alison Stevenson’s back with a guide to online dating, OkCupid style!
Remember the last time she posted? It was...
November 2011
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I'll Be Doing A Set at Comedy Off Broadway in... →
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Interview Posted on Comics Bulletin
Hey guys! Comics Bulletin put up my interview with Ed Luce, creator of the amazing comic, Wuvable Oaf. Original link here.
Read:
Interviewed by:
Alison Stevenson
Published date:
November 10, 2011
If you’ve been looking around for a comic about a big loveable gay man who loves the Smiths, kittens and making dolls that he stuffs with his own hairs then Wuvable Oaf is just for you. The...
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Bad Sex Story
Guest blogged for Dewan Gibson’s blog, Imperfect Enjoyment. click here for original article link.
Guest Blog: If I Only Stopped At Sloppy Kisses
Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under Humor, Short Stories
This is the tale of my very worst sexual partner. For his own sake I won’t reveal his name so let’s just call him Shit*y McShitterson. I met Shit*y the same way a lot of us girls meet...
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Wacky Smith Family Blog Post (Published on Forty...
I’m in the November issue of electro-literary magazine Forty Ounce Bachelors. I’ve read the other issues for this month and must say I was very impressed. Especially the article about Robert Kirkman as “Chunk of the Month”. Go read!
Here is what I wrote. It’s a fictional blog post from a delusional housewife named Martha Smith. Enjoy!
The Wacky Smith Family...
October 2011
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Ball's Under Fire
Published on Oct 21, 2010
Krystal Ball, a 28-year-old democratic congressional candidate in Virginia, has made headlines this past week because photos of her at age 22 were released on a blog (a completely unbiased and respectable one I’m sure). In these photos she is dressed as a kinky, pirate, Santa Claus leading around her then-husband on a leash with a dildo strapped to his nose. In...
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This Is Very Important
It’s an often very important element in hundreds of thousands of movies. In American cinema especially, we see it often in all its glorified awesomeness. From Wayne’s World to Mystic Pizza to Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. From Diner, to Fast Times at Ridgemont High, to Goodburger. From Grease to Dog Day Afternoon to Coming to America to…well there’s a shit ton more...
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Masturbation Shmasturbation
Column: Masturbation Shmasturbation
Written by Alison Stevenson
Columnist
Published on Oct 14, 2010
The stigma created around female masturbation is a lot like the stigma set about female excrement. Basically, it just doesn’t exist. I’ll explain the excrement one first. I have heard from many guys throughout the years these exact words: “Girls don’t poop,” or even...
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Body Acceptance Y'all
http://thedailyhavis.blogspot.com/2011/10/guest-post-alison-stevenson-takes-over.html
^original site, thanks Fembot!
Guest post: Alison Stevenson takes over Fembot with “Big Girl”
Finally, someone took up our generous offer to write for us! You should read and click and maybe go to one of Alison Stevenson’s stand up performances. Big Girl
Being an overweight girl is hard....
September 2011
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Porn For Women
Column: Porn for women
Written by Alison Stevenson
Columnist
Published on Nov 4, 2010
Browsing through the Borders clearance bins, as I often do when bored and looking to waste money, I came across a book titled Porn For Women by Susan Anderson. Instantly I thought I had found a great bargain, but then I looked inside. This book wasn’t porn at all. All it had was pictures of muscular men...